In what direction does a sneeze usually travel? Atchoo!
What did one cowboy say to the other cowboy while they were rounding up cattle? Stop me if you already ‘herd’ this one.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
I hope you didn’t find those jokes too PUNishing! November 8 is officially “Abet and Aid Punsters Day” so celebrate by torturing your friends and loved ones with your best puns. Not sure what a pun is?
Pun (noun) the use of a word, or of words which are formed or sounded alike, in such a way as to juxtapose, connect, or bring out two or more of the possible applications of the word or words, usually in a humorous way; a play on words. –http://www.yourdictionary.com/pun
Puns have been around a long time…read any Shakespeare lately? He was all about the pun.
(Thanks to the City of Carrollton for this info.)
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